Codes to be in included in your next software programming (written in C blunt)

#include

main()
{
if(Nobody is stronger than That Person);
AND(In a fight between Somebody and Nobody, Somebody MUST win);
so(Somebody can beat That Person);
but(Everybody is killed By That Person);
AND(Everybody can kill Somebody);
so(Everybody can kill Somebody who can beat That Person);
therefore(Nobody CAN'T beat That Person because Nobody IS That Person);
so(Somebody and Everybody CAN'T beat That Person because Nobody is That Person);
exit(0);
}

Early look at SuzuHaru 2

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya is officially out. Take a look on the snapshot of the brigade's club room scene where Haruhi was planning something for the upcoming Tanabata Festival.

I don't feel like to give any spoiler but I can say Haruhi & Kyon have met each other earlier than most of the fans think. Also the adult version of Mikuru made her appearance in this very first episode.

Baik punya music video

Michael Jackson (LOL-Tamil version).

This video is intended to be viewed by Malaysians only. Sorry if you can't understand any bit of it. LOL

My 2nd Tag: It's all about number 2

1. The last/recent 2 season 2's you watched recently:
- Zero no Tsukaima 2: Futatsuki no Kishi
- Rosario to Vampire Capu 2

2. 2 songs you frequently listened to for the past 2 months:
- Stephanie - Friends
- The Brilliant Green - Ash Like Snow

3. Add another 2 questions here.
- ?
- ?

4. 2 persons you wanna tag:
- You
- That person

halfey and vampire

Phew! I completed both season 1 & 2 of Rosario & Vampire ia a row. Season 1 is just a recap since I’ve watched it sometime last year, but season 2 (Capu 2) is new for me (I just finished downloaded it last month).

Having used to originals all this time, I was almost crying to know that originals have become harder get this days. I have no other choice but to resort to downloads. True, the legality about downloading anime episodes, even the unlicensed ones are arguable but I don’t think I can wait any longer. I even going to subscribe to 3G by as early as next month. Welcome aboard to the ‘torrent-ing’ club, myself.

This maybe late but I can’t stop smiling when watching each episodes of Capu 2. Just like the1st season, fanservice is utilized perfectly in the 2 season, which means every moment of the fanservice have its own purpose (in this case is for laughter factor of course). However, this time the fanservice has become more daring, where there are more topless moments, albeit no t1ts are shown.

I’ve always see the other Moka (the vampire one) as ‘cool’ and it is a relief to see more of her appearance in Capu 2. Although unexpectedly, I am pleased to know that the vampire Moka also harbored her romantic feelings on Tsukune. I have a mixed feeling though on Ruby this time. Since the season 1, I’ve been admired her. Honestly speaking, no matter how I look at her, she really looks like my girlfriend. Maybe that’s what makes me feel excited whenever I see Ruby? However, in Capu 2, she was ‘exposed’ several times (we can see the sexy part of Ruby which was not available in season 1)). Of course I like to see it but that makes things unbalanced. I personally think that Ruby should remain ‘concealed’ just like she was in the first season.

Now,thinking about it, in season 1, vampire can’t soak in a pool/sea but in season 2 she is bathing at onsen? And what kind of vampire that does not burnt by sunlight and why Tsukune didn’t transform into a vampire himself after surviving vampire’s bite? Hmm? Hmm?

6-inches of glory!

6 inches... that is quite long... for a man's... hair. That is the average length of my hair as of current. It has been only 2 months since the last time I cut my hair, but on that time I left only 1 inch length on my head. Then within these 2 months, they have grown another 5 inches. Quite fast, ain't it?

Come to think of it, the longest hair I have ever kept was... let just say it was long enough for me to tie them up. It was the hair I kept for 2 years and luckily I was staying with my uncle on that (who had shoulder-length hair himself) or else my father might have forcibly cut it if he ever saw them.

Usually I cut my hair every 3-4 months or until there are at least 10 people complain about it (whichever comes first). Back when I was still in school, I my hair grow even faster that I have to cut them once every month. Missed one month and the teachers would notice them.

Now you know that I used to have long hair. That was before I join the public service. Wonder what happened to them? No, I didn't cut them because of I was going to work or forced by my father. At first some people told me that I look like a girl, added with my naturally red lips as if I put on some lipstick. WTH? Can you imagine that?

Even with my bulky body, there are people see me like that? Then I let my beard grow long to 'compensate' the so-called feminine look of my face as a mean to appear more 'manly'. Then, people told me I look like a girl with beard!!! Damn! So I cut my hair on the spot and I never keep long hair anymore since that day. Even if I want to, as a government officer, it looks like 6 inches is the maximum length I can keep right now. :-(

'Good' eroge is 'good' (slurp!)

(This article may appear disturbing or offensive to certain group of audience. Viewer discretion is advised. Read at your own risk.)
Once again I got an eroge from my girlfriend (she downloaded it from the internut, thanx to the people from HongFire). This time the eroge is not the usual visual novel or ren'ai type but more of an anime girl designing software.

3D Custom Girl is a game produced by TechArts3D. Released sometime in last year, this game features tools to create your own virtual anime girls and do 'this & that' to them. You are offered with a wide selection of body features as well as costumes and accessories and the best part about this game is, it is expandable via custom mods made by fans available for download from the internut.

As you can see, the picture above is the example of how capable this game to create seemingly unlimited different looks of anime girl. Requires Pixel Shader 2.0 GPU, the games have some issues to concern about, ie.:

1. Rough & thick outline, as if they are drawn using the Microsoft Paint. It still look choppy even with the best anti-aliasing and anisotropic filtering enabled.

2. No AI. The girl just let you do anything when you 'bone'-ing them without any sort of 'counter-movement' or something like that, which means quite boring for 'experienced people'.

3. No detailed body texture by default. You have to apply mods and service packs in order to experience more graphic details (especially for those who are intending to see the girl's womanhood - LOL!).

4. The guy's manhood is way too small. To think of it as part of yourself is extremely not recommended. (LOL!)

5. No tools to allow you to customize facial features, height, body size and 'chubbyness' (like those found in The Sims 2). You also can't control 'loliness', though loli-body mod is available if you are too desperate for a virtual loli. By default, you have to stick with the same face and body size no matter how you dress or 'decorate' them.

6. The worst of all (at least for me) is no foreplay. You go straight to thrusting without the fun of teasing and licking and kissing and sucking and ..... (that's enough).

7. Can't create male characters, considering that some girls or gays may be interested to share a piece of the cake. Some people may want to have guy on guy or girl on girl or 3-some or ..... (Ergh! I told you that's enough!)

8. No tools to create the surrounding environment. It would be better if we could create our own nice looking virtual bedroom before we 'settle things down'.

9. No self-stripping mode. You have to strip the girls yourself before 'getting into serious business with them'. Weirdly enough, you can thrust through their panties (???)

10. The auto mode does not automatically change position. You have to manually change the position to your liking.

Well, that's what you get for having a virtual girlfriend anyway. However, this game also have a good point too. You can easily create existing favorite characters as long as you have the required mods. From my experience, I don't need any extra mod at all to create Haruhi and I can create a girl that 95% resembling Miku Hatsune using the default installation as well. Oh! Did I tell you that you can cum inside as much as you want? The best of all is, you can control the breast size - perfect for those who have fetisch on flat-chest (too bad there's no way to modify/adjust the waist and hips size). LOL! Sounds interesting to you? No, I'm not telling you where to exactly to get it. The only clue I can give you is, ask the people of HongFire.

This game is recommended for nerds who can't find real girlfriend and like to fap on nekkid anime girls in front of a PC.

"Why d'you play the game?", you asked me? Well, I like to use this game to aid me in character creation for my next artworks.

Schit! Dammit! Why do I sound like an experienced guy? Argh!

Halfey's 13 law of anime making (resurfaced)

Making anime? OK but please consider these rules first:

1. Remember that anime is just an alternative to live action show, it is not a replacement.

2. You may use exaggerated graphical/visual effects, but never use it excessively to the extent of ridiculous looking results.

3. When designing a character for anime, make sure they are cute enough as if they are going to appear in an eroge, or to the extent that some doujinshi-ka would use them in h-doujin, or even able to make otaku go crazy on them. Don't worry if that kind of thing really happen because it only shows that your design is really good.

4. Avoid the intentional usage of fanservice for serious anime, or at least keep it minimal. Do not rely entirely on fanservice as they does not always produce the intended result.

5. Know your target audience, don't frustrate them by ignoring them.

6. Make your story as consistent as possible, know properly where to insert fillers.

7. Use your story to attract viewers instead of depending on character visual appearance alone.

8. Put extra work to make your anime 'cross-platform compatible', I mean, adaptable into non-anime form like manga and games without major changes.

9. Conclude as many things as you could in any season finale, including the first season. Remember, people watch your works for entertainment, therefore don't expect them to think of the ending. It is your job, not them.

10. If possible, guide the audience throughout the development of the story by leaving some clues in every episodes. People like to think about the next episode more than thinking for the non-conclusive ending.

11. The first few episodes are crucial to keep the audiences stay loyal until the end. Put extra work to make them as attractive as you could.

12. Anime is a serious business. Make sure your anime fits the 'seriousness' of the business.

13. Last but not least, make your plot flexible and listen to feedbacks. You might need to do some adjustment for the upcoming continuation episodes based on comments you received.

Well, that's all for now. I am no anime expert but at least please consider the above as my suggestions for future anime releases. Have something more to add? Put them in your comment please