The Alaskan Fuzz

This is a fictional story about two Alaskan police officers, presented in dialogs. Those two are actually from other states but ended up getting a job as police officers in Alaska. After a few years, one of them who are so used with warmer climate started to bitch about Alaska's cold weather. However, he chose not to do it directly thus he came up with historical stuff first as a subject of conversation. And the dialog begins...

North Slope Borough PD

Officer John Doe: You still remember the history we learn in school?

Officer Joe Average: Yeah, which one?

Officer John Doe: What do you know about Alaska.

Officer Joe Average: If it has something to do about history then I can say it was bought from the Russian Empire centuries ago.

Officer John Doe: I never think of buying the Alaska land is a good idea. If I could go back on that time, that would be the first thing I'll be campaigning against.

Officer Joe Average: Man, why is that? You think it's better if Alaska remain in the hand of the Russian? I don't think being too close with the Soviet is a good idea either.

Officer John Doe: But I still think it's a bad move. Not only Alaska is the only state that has no shared boundary with other states despite being on the same mainland, we have to pass through other country, which is Canada just to get here.

Officer Joe Average: We could always take the flight, if traveling on land is too much of a hassle for you, you know?

Officer John Doe: Yeah I know but that can never match the feeling of traveling to other states. Besides don't you think it would be costlier to travel by air?

Officer Joe Average: I was just mentioning a possibility.

Officer John Doe: Yeah, and don't forget that if Alaska was not part of us, our History won't be tainted by the fact that the Japanese troops did set their foot on Aleutian Island in WWII.

Officer Joe Average: Huh?

Officer John Doe: And not to mention if it's not because of that, we wouldn't have to work here in the first place! It's damn cold here all year long!

Officer Joe Average: ...