Alright, the image above doesn't have anything to do with the following words. It's just that I'm using the relevancy of 'potong' (literally means 'cut' in Malay language) that may also be translated as 'circumcise' (or 'sunat' in Malay language) according to multi-cultural Malaysian. The following is a footage from an internet 'conversation' (not chatting LOL) between me and my friend, Darren, that occurred right in the night before Eidul Adha (Raya Haji) a couple of days ago.
(Take note: The conversation is done in Manglish so it would be best to consult a Malaysian if you don't get what is happening)
halfey: tomorrow after Eidul Adha prayer I gotta help the ppl at nearby mosque to 'take down' some cows & goats (and get some free meat later)
Darren: cruel!kill animal......
halfey: what to do... no kill no meat. can't say that cruel. ppl kill animal for food everyday
Darren: ya la...nt cruel... sunat will be cruel a bit....haha
halfey: no ppl die from sunat means not cruel oso LOL sunat is the proof of being 'heroic brave man' LOL
Darren: wah... ur parent also muslim??
halfey: ya
Darren: i c... damn.... last time u circumcise by doctor o tradition... may be dec i'm potong also. sakit o nt?
halfey: not that painful, got anesthetic at hospital. I even joking at the MA trainees on that time LOL
Darren: wat is MA?
halfey: Medical Assistant
Darren: oh... hw long to recover?
halfey: with good care, usually take less than a week, or 2 weeks to completely recovered. I played football after 2 weeks LOL
Darren: last time while my friend play football kena his friend who jus cut for a week....
halfey: his fault for playing football too soon, not the potong fault. Should have waited for at least another week
Darren: haha.... if i nt mistaken , all iban must cut,right?
halfey: not really, my papa cut only after he convert
Darren: i c...
halfey: last time I don't even realize when the MA started the cut. The moment I realized everything's done. So quick
Darren: they use operation gunting? hw old u cut?
halfey: they used some surgery tools I don't know the name. More recent practice uses more advanced tools of course
Darren: wat bout d tradition 1?
halfey: I cut by the age of 12. I laughed at the boys who are school bullies but crying like babies in the same operation room with me LOL
Darren: u evil!! hahah u say u bulky,but nt bully at school
halfey: no use bully ppl maa (although I might have bullied some if I got the chance but I never LOL)
Darren: u sure....! hard to believe sagitaurus so kind....
halfey: no, I'm a tamed tyrannosaurus LOL
Darren: wat bout d traditional ,must be hurt,,,
halfey: unlikely since the traditional circumciser today uses anesthetic too. Rest assured
Darren: use parang?
halfey: modern tools. In the past they used some special 'surgical' blades, not parang
Darren: actually most asian nt chinese r cut... like philipine
halfey: well, some see it as tradition, while some see it either as compulsory or obligation. As for me, I see it as a test of courage
The following conversation after that is even more 'interesting'.
Darren: u know? i worry a bit about sex after that...
halfey: don't worry la. science proved that circumcising added more resistance towards STD. but that doesn't mean you can sleep with a prostitute LOL
Darren: haha! oh... wat is STD?
halfey: sexually transferred disease, like syphilis, gonorhea, etc.
Darren: i c...
halfey: hey! wanna know something better about circumcision?
Darren: wat is it?
halfey: with your circumcised 'thing', there's no 'excess skin' getting in your way during sex = better performance LOL
Darren: haha!
I must say some sort of soft attempt to condemn my religious practice has failed in a good way, and thank God it's a good thing that he finally come to an understanding why Muslim do what they're doing.






















